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Police Scotland are investigating as to why some Scottish residents are selling Independence Referendum votes on Ebay.
The listing read: “This is my very own unique piece of British History! It is my personal YES or NO vote for the upcoming Scottish Referendum in September.
“I for one, do not give a flying monkeys about any of this. This could be the deciding vote. Who knows? I am a hard working Scottish citizen with a house, a gorgeous wife and two beautiful kids who are my world.
“This vote will not change anything in our lives so I have decided not to vote my opinion but instead….. ONE OF YOURS! Happy Bidding”
Police have launched an investigation into the ballot and Ebay have since removed the selling products.
A spokesman from the force said: “Our policing arrangements for the referendum are well in hand and will be appropriate and proportionate.
“Police Scotland’s priority is to ensure public safety and security. We will respond appropriately to any issues which arise.
“We are investigating these incidents and therefore cannot comment on the outcome of these incidents until all inquires are concluded. Where other incidents are reported they will be investigated and appropriate action taken. “